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No math, guys. Let me tell you
 

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No math, guys. Let me tell you
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something. You don't need math for jobs.
 

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something. You don't need math for jobs.
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But
 

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But
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here's something my friend told me about
 

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here's something my friend told me about
flat-earthers,<00:00:16.400><c> right?</c>

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flat-earthers, right?
 

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flat-earthers, right?
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Um, why do people believe this? Like,
 

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Um, why do people believe this? Like,
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like like I thought the flatearthers
 

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like like I thought the flatearthers
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were a joke. I thought I thought like
 

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were a joke. I thought I thought like
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this is this is like just funny ass
 

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this is this is like just funny ass
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] man. Like nobody actually believes
 

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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] man. Like nobody actually believes
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this. But turns out there's actually
 

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this. But turns out there's actually
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people who are who who do. And I think
 

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people who are who who do. And I think
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the reason they do is is because they're
 

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the reason they do is is because they're
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they're in on the secret. Or at least
 

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they're in on the secret. Or at least
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they feel like they're in on the secret.
 

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they feel like they're in on the secret.
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This is a great feeling. The only
 

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This is a great feeling. The only
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problem with getting that feeling from
 

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problem with getting that feeling from
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being a flatearther is you're an idiot
 

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being a flatearther is you're an idiot
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and the earth is round. So
 

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and the earth is round. So
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how do you get the feeling without
 

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how do you get the feeling without
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believing stupid [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You believe real
 

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believing stupid [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You believe real
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] When you know about like math and
 

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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] When you know about like math and
physics,

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physics,
 

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physics,
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you're in the secret society. You know
 

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you're in the secret society. You know
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how the world works. You know that when
 

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how the world works. You know that when
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your teachers tell you things and when
 

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your teachers tell you things and when
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the police tell you things and when your
 

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the police tell you things and when your
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parents tell you things that these
 

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parents tell you things that these
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people don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] about how the
 

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people don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] about how the
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world works, man. Learn math and learn
 

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world works, man. Learn math and learn
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It's not a conspiracy theory.
 

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It's not a conspiracy theory.
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Now I'm just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] with you guys.
 

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Now I'm just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] with you guys.
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