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All State hires the worst lawyers cuz All State hires the worst lawyers cuz All State hires the worst lawyers cuz all State's the worst State Farm hires all State's the worst State Farm hires all State's the worst State Farm hires okay lawyers cuz State Farm's okay amama okay lawyers cuz State Farm's okay amama okay lawyers cuz State Farm's okay amama USAA they hire the better lawyers USAA they hire the better lawyers USAA they hire the better lawyers because they're the better insurance because they're the better insurance because they're the better insurance companies and the better companies in companies and the better companies in companies and the better companies in general hire better Lawyers Insurance general hire better Lawyers Insurance general hire better Lawyers Insurance companies hire lawyers that are like companies hire lawyers that are like companies hire lawyers that are like them companies hire lawyers that are them companies hire lawyers that are them companies hire lawyers that are like them so if a company is a jerk if like them so if a company is a jerk if like them so if a company is a jerk if an insurance company stinks what kind of an insurance company stinks what kind of an insurance company stinks what kind of lawyers do you think they're hiring and lawyers do you think they're hiring and lawyers do you think they're hiring and just on a personality level companies just on a personality level companies just on a personality level companies and people who are jerks hire lawyers and people who are jerks hire lawyers and people who are jerks hire lawyers who are jerks so if you think I'm a jerk 
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who are jerks so if you think I'm a jerk who are jerks so if you think I'm a jerk don't hire me if you think that we would don't hire me if you think that we would don't hire me if you think that we would get along and I would do a good job and get along and I would do a good job and get along and I would do a good job and if you were on a jury you'd want to if you were on a jury you'd want to if you were on a jury you'd want to listen to me ramble on about your case listen to me ramble on about your case listen to me ramble on about your case and hopefully win it hire me but people and hopefully win it hire me but people and hopefully win it hire me but people hire people who are like them and that hire people who are like them and that hire people who are like them and that applies to companies and businesses and applies to companies and businesses and applies to companies and businesses and insurance carriers as well