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Tomorrow is Father's Day, and you better Tomorrow is Father's Day, and you better Tomorrow is Father's Day, and you better thank your dad. Because if it wasn't for thank your dad. Because if it wasn't for thank your dad. Because if it wasn't for your dad convincing your mom to do your dad convincing your mom to do your dad convincing your mom to do something mildly degrading on a Tuesday something mildly degrading on a Tuesday something mildly degrading on a Tuesday night when she was not in the mood, you night when she was not in the mood, you night when she was not in the mood, you wouldn't be here. You think you were wouldn't be here. You think you were wouldn't be here. You think you were conceived in some wonderful candlelight conceived in some wonderful candlelight conceived in some wonderful candlelight moment of passion? No, you are 100% a moment of passion? No, you are 100% a moment of passion? No, you are 100% a fine. Just hurry up and get it over fine. Just hurry up and get it over fine. Just hurry up and get it over with. I have to be at work in the with. I have to be at work in the with. I have to be at work in the morning type of baby. You were born morning type of baby. You were born morning type of baby. You were born because your dad caught your mom at the because your dad caught your mom at the because your dad caught your mom at the perfect mixture of wine and emotional 
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perfect mixture of wine and emotional perfect mixture of wine and emotional vulnerability. Don't get it twisted vulnerability. Don't get it twisted vulnerability. Don't get it twisted because your mom isn't 100% off the hook because your mom isn't 100% off the hook because your mom isn't 100% off the hook either. She wasn't trying to make a either. She wasn't trying to make a either. She wasn't trying to make a little human that night. She was trying little human that night. She was trying little human that night. She was trying to get him to shut up so she could to get him to shut up so she could to get him to shut up so she could finish watching real housewives of finish watching real housewives of finish watching real housewives of something or another. And now you're a something or another. And now you're a something or another. And now you're a fully formed human walking around with fully formed human walking around with fully formed human walking around with opinions and probably got a favorite opinions and probably got a favorite opinions and probably got a favorite podcast. So this Father's Day, salute podcast. So this Father's Day, salute podcast. So this Father's Day, salute your dad, not just for raising you, but your dad, not just for raising you, but your dad, not just for raising you, but for sealing the deal with your mom. Your for sealing the deal with your mom. Your for sealing the deal with your mom. Your mom just wanted to back rub. And look at mom just wanted to back rub. And look at mom just wanted to back rub. And look at you now. So salute your father this 
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you now. So salute your father this you now. So salute your father this Father's Day. Call him and tell him Father's Day. Call him and tell him Father's Day. Call him and tell him happy Father's Day and thank him for happy Father's Day and thank him for happy Father's Day and thank him for being persistent and feeling a certain being persistent and feeling a certain being persistent and feeling a certain kind of way. kind of way. kind of way. Michael, what? what? what? Call your dad.